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The Boss       : There are 50 bricks on an Aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.

The Boss       : What are the three steps to put an Elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the Elephant in. Close the fridge

The Boss       : What are the four steps to put a Deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the Elephant out. Put the Deer in. Close the fridge.

The Boss       : It's Lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the Deer is in the fridge.

The Boss       : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with Crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion's birthday

The Boss       : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : I guess she drowned

TheBoss       : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

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